Swag activated.

Swag activated.

just girly things

just girly things

Wife showed me this message and this is how I responded

Wife showed me this message and this is how I responded

This guy knows what's up.

This guy knows what's up.

So this exists. Horse head squirrel feeder.

So this exists. Horse head squirrel feeder.

And that promise was kept

And that promise was kept

Nah babe, I'm home right now, I swear.

Nah babe, I'm home right now, I swear.

Canadian graffiti at its finest.

Canadian graffiti at its finest.

LA Times crossword from today.

LA Times crossword from today.

Wait for it...

Wait for it...

Anna Kendrick's celebrity look-alike

Anna Kendrick's celebrity look-alike

My Friday night

My Friday night

I've got the energy , I just wish they made this:

I've got the energy , I just wish they made this:

if you believe, you can be anything

if you believe, you can be anything

Prepare your anus.

Prepare your anus.

Fell asleep on the trampoline and this is what I wake up to

Fell asleep on the trampoline and this is what I wake up to

Made me laugh way harder than it should.

Made me laugh way harder than it should.

I fixed it

I fixed it

What a Ninja

What a Ninja

Now you try.

Now you try.

This guy killed me then died holding my hand. What a bro

This guy killed me then died holding my hand. What a bro

Went to pick up dog from kennel and found her like this...

Went to pick up dog from kennel and found her like this...

A brave snake saving a fish from drowning.

A brave snake saving a fish from drowning.

My greatest fear while driving

My greatest fear while driving

The bosses wife asked him to mow the lawn. This is what she got.

The bosses wife asked him to mow the lawn. This is what she got.

My favorite thing to burn

My favorite thing to burn

Think of a card

Think of a card

I spent 20 minutes bitching about the company that left out some pieces in the package, until my FIVE Year old pointed out that I am an idiot

I spent 20 minutes bitching about the company that left out some pieces in the package, until my FIVE Year old pointed out that I am an idiot

Shots fired.

Shots fired.

This guy is amazing

This guy is amazing

Girl surprises boyfriend with marriage proposal; he looks pumped!

Girl surprises boyfriend with marriage proposal; he looks pumped!

Even old ladies drop their pants at the sight of the Pagani Zonda F.

Even old ladies drop their pants at the sight of the Pagani Zonda F.

A friend of mine is getting married

A friend of mine is getting married

This is actually genius.

This is actually genius.

My buddy's office ordered a bulk bag of Easter Eggs. It took him a minute of laughing to realize they DIDN'T get the wrong shipment.

My buddy's office ordered a bulk bag of Easter Eggs. It took him a minute of laughing to realize they DIDN'T get the wrong shipment.

Some people like them more than others

Some people like them more than others

Ahh peace and quiet in the woods

Ahh peace and quiet in the woods

Save me, human.

Save me, human.

I wonder what this is for

I wonder what this is for

Not sure if racist...

Not sure if racist...

The Canadian Men's hockey defence throughout these Olympic Games...

The Canadian Men's hockey defence throughout these Olympic Games...

Do you even pizza, bro?

Do you even pizza, bro?

Every Cat In The World

Every Cat In The World

Perspective indeed.

Perspective indeed.

Press all the buttons!

Press all the buttons!

found this in my university gym

found this in my university gym

The guy on the right is so shocked he becomes a teapot

The guy on the right is so shocked he becomes a teapot

"I don't have time for this shit..."

"I don't have time for this shit..."

My roommate

My roommate

Geeks vandalizing

Geeks vandalizing