Tuesday, December 31, 2013

Gatorade Me, Bitch!



Gatorade Me, Bitch!

My parents got me this book for Christmas.. I think they are trying to tell me something



My parents got me this book for Christmas.. I think they are trying to tell me something

My dating life summed up in a punch card.



My dating life summed up in a punch card.

What I think of every time I hear 2 Chainz on the raido



What I think of every time I hear 2 Chainz on the raido

This is how i will celebrate New Years



This is how i will celebrate New Years

Dramatic meal



Dramatic meal

Ok, I know the show The Office took place in Scranton, but this guy WILL NOT leave the University of Scranton girls dorm!



Ok, I know the show The Office took place in Scranton, but this guy WILL NOT leave the University of Scranton girls dorm!

His face says it all.



His face says it all.

Emailing my girlfriend on her monitored work email. She is definitely a keeper.



Emailing my girlfriend on her monitored work email. She is definitely a keeper.

This rules out most people



This rules out most people

Who writes these things?



Who writes these things?

Is this a fucking game?



Is this a fucking game?

Me in math class



Me in math class

Every. Damn. Morning.



Every. Damn. Morning.

Walmart is setting the bar pretty high.



Walmart is setting the bar pretty high.

Something is seriously wrong with Rihanna, she is always in a corner



Something is seriously wrong with Rihanna, she is always in a corner

uhhhm... light blue?



uhhhm... light blue?

Why Tom Hanks is awesome (Just Posting)



Why Tom Hanks is awesome (Just Posting)

Just distract the guard with some small talk and...



Just distract the guard with some small talk and...

My dog isn't the most trusting passenger either.



My dog isn't the most trusting passenger either.

Classic spongebob



Classic spongebob

One of my favorite quotes from my favorite show, Psych.



One of my favorite quotes from my favorite show, Psych.

"Dudes with big traps look like a scrawnier version of themselves trying to leave their body."



"Dudes with big traps look like a scrawnier version of themselves trying to leave their body."

I should probably clean my junk drawer out more often



I should probably clean my junk drawer out more often

My grandma thinks this might be her last year, so this is the photo we took at Christmas dinner. (We are not religious)



My grandma thinks this might be her last year, so this is the photo we took at Christmas dinner. (We are not religious)

Anyone want to mark my Dad's handiwork?



Anyone want to mark my Dad's handiwork?

I think my parents only know that I like green and hate the cold. I present my last 5 years of Christmas presents.



I think my parents only know that I like green and hate the cold. I present my last 5 years of Christmas presents.

I was pulled over for speeding tonight. This was where my driver's license should have been. Thanks, son.



I was pulled over for speeding tonight. This was where my driver's license should have been. Thanks, son.

My dad got a tip from an Asian family today...



My dad got a tip from an Asian family today...

Hmm, I wonder what her hair would taste like?



Hmm, I wonder what her hair would taste like?

Life as a college student home for winter break



Life as a college student home for winter break

A kid on my son's wrestling team has seen some shit.



A kid on my son's wrestling team has seen some shit.

Ham and cheese.



Ham and cheese.

Don't forget to wash your hands



Don't forget to wash your hands

Found this review while looking for a new knife



Found this review while looking for a new knife

The $100,000 Pyramid knew the answer to this in 1987



The $100,000 Pyramid knew the answer to this in 1987

Photo bombed by moving train



Photo bombed by moving train

Monday, December 30, 2013

Moisturize me



Moisturize me

Thanks a lot josh!



Thanks a lot josh!

Meth is one hell of a drug.



Meth is one hell of a drug.

Favorite Quote



Favorite Quote

Meanwhile, in Minnesota...



Meanwhile, in Minnesota...

Just saw Miley and her dad.



Just saw Miley and her dad.

Scumbag Hulu



Scumbag Hulu

This will always be my most favorite picture on the internet



This will always be my most favorite picture on the internet

Every Pittsburgh Steelers fan right now.



Every Pittsburgh Steelers fan right now.

I guess it would be death



I guess it would be death

Probably going to do this



Probably going to do this

This is my gargoyle.



This is my gargoyle.

Cat started modeling recently, and she is a natural at it.



Cat started modeling recently, and she is a natural at it.

 
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