Tuesday, January 28, 2014

My boss bought 50 chairs in an online auction. It wasn't until we went to pick them up that we realized it was at an elementary school.



My boss bought 50 chairs in an online auction. It wasn't until we went to pick them up that we realized it was at an elementary school.

Planning.



Planning.

One of Pixar's darker in-jokes



One of Pixar's darker in-jokes

As someone who works as Tech support, this doesn't surprise me at all.



As someone who works as Tech support, this doesn't surprise me at all.

It's been snowing 1 hour and Atlanta traffic has already gone full retard.



It's been snowing 1 hour and Atlanta traffic has already gone full retard.

WALMART - The Checkout Experience



WALMART - The Checkout Experience

coworker left this in the break room today...with his name and phone number. bold move.



coworker left this in the break room today...with his name and phone number. bold move.

Japanese Prank



Japanese Prank

Well, someone was a bitch.



Well, someone was a bitch.

Mitch Hedberg - I miss your jokes.



Mitch Hedberg - I miss your jokes.

That moment of disgust



That moment of disgust

Stephen Colbert: Grammar Nazi



Stephen Colbert: Grammar Nazi

my 90 year old grandma from Japan, showing us how she zooms in with an iPhone.



my 90 year old grandma from Japan, showing us how she zooms in with an iPhone.

My roommates are such nice guys.



My roommates are such nice guys.

My wife texted to tell me her car smelled like it was burning. Turns out she drove 18 miles with my push-broom under her car.



My wife texted to tell me her car smelled like it was burning. Turns out she drove 18 miles with my push-broom under her car.

After working there I know this is honest



After working there I know this is honest

It is snowing in Alabama. The National Guard has been deployed. This is what they are doing.



It is snowing in Alabama. The National Guard has been deployed. This is what they are doing.

The moment you realize Valentines day is on a friday and you don't have to work in the morning



The moment you realize Valentines day is on a friday and you don't have to work in the morning

Monday, January 27, 2014

This makes me laugh far more than I should



This makes me laugh far more than I should

My cousin hit the jackpot at the arcade last week



My cousin hit the jackpot at the arcade last week

Omg omg omg omg omg



Omg omg omg omg omg

"My nails are gorgeous today."



"My nails are gorgeous today."

Shark attack



Shark attack

Even after 25 years, they still make me laugh.



Even after 25 years, they still make me laugh.

Bee-ver



Bee-ver

Babies



Babies

It took him a second to realize



It took him a second to realize

Be nice to me or...



Be nice to me or...

So my friend was tagged in a nightclub's photo album



So my friend was tagged in a nightclub's photo album

Racism, not just for humans



Racism, not just for humans

Making the best of a busted phone screen.



Making the best of a busted phone screen.

I was listening to Mumford and Sons in the car with my mom. After about a half hour, she said, "Christ, this is a long song."



I was listening to Mumford and Sons in the car with my mom. After about a half hour, she said, "Christ, this is a long song."

Good lord human your paw stinks



Good lord human your paw stinks

Breastfeeding in Victoria's Secret.



Breastfeeding in Victoria's Secret.

Every day



Every day

On the rare occasions I go to a coffee shop...



On the rare occasions I go to a coffee shop...

I asked my dad for $10 for gas, he said "Sure, it's in the top left drawer of my computer desk". Thanks, Dad.



I asked my dad for $10 for gas, he said "Sure, it's in the top left drawer of my computer desk". Thanks, Dad.

Sunday, January 26, 2014

Sell your girlfriend, make some extra cash



Sell your girlfriend, make some extra cash

You 90s babies are wimps. This is the scariest mother fucker from MY childhood.



You 90s babies are wimps. This is the scariest mother fucker from MY childhood.

Even Swiss vandals have perfect timing.



Even Swiss vandals have perfect timing.

I don't think he was invited



I don't think he was invited

Never leave your toddler home with their dad, not even for 5 minutes



Never leave your toddler home with their dad, not even for 5 minutes

Only Nicolas Cage can make a real beard look fake.



Only Nicolas Cage can make a real beard look fake.

The look on the cats face.



The look on the cats face.

This is an excellent rectangle!



This is an excellent rectangle!

And now we cross to shark live. Shark, where are you today?



And now we cross to shark live. Shark, where are you today?

Not a Classic Simpsons moment, but yet so hilarious.



Not a Classic Simpsons moment, but yet so hilarious.

Going to work the day after drinking...



Going to work the day after drinking...

Got a marketing call from this number, wasn't even mad



Got a marketing call from this number, wasn't even mad

Must have been some otter guy



Must have been some otter guy

 
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