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They got out through the windows What an excellent parking job you have there too bad it s blocking half if the shopping cart return and that you ll have a hell of a time getting out

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I was running late so I had asked my husband to peel half the potatoes and put them on to boil and I d be home soon after to finish dinner When I got home this is what I saw

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I always thought it d be nice if fast food places served french fry sized slices of celery that you dip in ranch in place of fries McDonald s did start serving kid s meals with an option for apple fries at some point you have to opt for them though Here s Burger King s version i usatoday net money _photos 2007 09 12 fryx jpg from 2007 dunno what they re doing now

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If you know me at all you know this is true Haha she s probably like Ashley I need a nerve pill chick What are you doing

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My tuxedo cat Lewis does this We call it his penguin dance

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Because I always point out their fluffy butts

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I have roadwork on my street and they said it would be done in 3 months its been like 4 and its not even close to finished XD

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Only because I HATE those commercials so much HA This is tooooo funny

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I don t want to go to school tomorrow I ve been out of school for three days because I had a massive allergic reaction but not anymore I don t want to go because I ve missed so much and I have to study a whole bunch on what I missed

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