Gatorade Me, Bitch!

Gatorade Me, Bitc...

My parents got me this book for Christmas.. I think they are trying to tell me something

My parents got me this book for Christmas.. I think they are trying to tell me somethi...

My dating life summed up in a punch card.

My dating life summed up in a punch car...

What I think of every time I hear 2 Chainz on the raido

What I think of every time I hear 2 Chainz on the rai...

This is how i will celebrate New Years

This is how i will celebrate New Yea...

Dramatic meal

Dramatic me...

Ok, I know the show The Office took place in Scranton, but this guy WILL NOT leave the University of Scranton girls dorm!

Ok, I know the show The Office took place in Scranton, but this guy WILL NOT leave the University of Scranton girls dor...

His face says it all.

His face says it al...

Emailing my girlfriend on her monitored work email. She is definitely a keeper.

Emailing my girlfriend on her monitored work email. She is definitely a keepe...

This rules out most people

This rules out most peop...

Who writes these things?

Who writes these thing...

Is this a fucking game?

Is this a fucking gam...

Me in math class

Me in math cla...

Every. Damn. Morning.

Every. Damn. Mornin...

Walmart is setting the bar pretty high.

Walmart is setting the bar pretty hig...

Something is seriously wrong with Rihanna, she is always in a corner

Something is seriously wrong with Rihanna, she is always in a corn...

uhhhm... light blue?

uhhhm... light blu...

Why Tom Hanks is awesome (Just Posting)

Why Tom Hanks is awesome (Just Postin...

Just distract the guard with some small talk and...

Just distract the guard with some small talk and....

My dog isn't the most trusting passenger either.

My dog isn't the most trusting passenger eithe...

Classic spongebob

Classic spongeb...

One of my favorite quotes from my favorite show, Psych.

One of my favorite quotes from my favorite show, Psyc...

"Dudes with big traps look like a scrawnier version of themselves trying to leave their body."

"Dudes with big traps look like a scrawnier version of themselves trying to leave their body...

I should probably clean my junk drawer out more often

I should probably clean my junk drawer out more oft...

My grandma thinks this might be her last year, so this is the photo we took at Christmas dinner. (We are not religious)

My grandma thinks this might be her last year, so this is the photo we took at Christmas dinner. (We are not religiou...

Anyone want to mark my Dad's handiwork?

Anyone want to mark my Dad's handiwor...

I think my parents only know that I like green and hate the cold. I present my last 5 years of Christmas presents.

I think my parents only know that I like green and hate the cold. I present my last 5 years of Christmas present...

I was pulled over for speeding tonight. This was where my driver's license should have been. Thanks, son.

I was pulled over for speeding tonight. This was where my driver's license should have been. Thanks, so...

My dad got a tip from an Asian family today...

My dad got a tip from an Asian family today....

Hmm, I wonder what her hair would taste like?

Hmm, I wonder what her hair would taste lik...

Life as a college student home for winter break

Life as a college student home for winter bre...

A kid on my son's wrestling team has seen some shit.

A kid on my son's wrestling team has seen some shi...

Ham and cheese.

Ham and chees...

Don't forget to wash your hands

Don't forget to wash your han...

Found this review while looking for a new knife

Found this review while looking for a new kni...

The $100,000 Pyramid knew the answer to this in 1987

The $100,000 Pyramid knew the answer to this in 19...

Photo bombed by moving train

Photo bombed by moving tra...

Moisturize me

Moisturize ...

Thanks a lot josh!

Thanks a lot jos...

Meth is one hell of a drug.

Meth is one hell of a dru...

Favorite Quote

Favorite Quo...

Meanwhile, in Minnesota...

Meanwhile, in Minnesota....

Just saw Miley and her dad.

Just saw Miley and her da...

Scumbag Hulu

Scumbag Hu...

This will always be my most favorite picture on the internet

This will always be my most favorite picture on the intern...

Every Pittsburgh Steelers fan right now.

Every Pittsburgh Steelers fan right no...

I guess it would be death

I guess it would be dea...

Probably going to do this

Probably going to do th...

This is my gargoyle.

This is my gargoyl...

Cat started modeling recently, and she is a natural at it.

Cat started modeling recently, and she is a natural at i...